I bet almost everyone is locked and loaded for their upcoming beach trips. If you’re as gung-ho about the summer sojourns as I am, you might want to trek to Azta Urban Salon’s branches in Katipunan, Robinson’s Metroeast and Alabang Town Center for some crucial preptime. A 50% discount (half-off, woot woot) on ALL waxing services—from the back to the crack–awaits their peach-fuzzed clientele. No word as to when this godsend of a deal ends, so make the most of it ahora mismo.

They’ve also got goodies for those not Boracay-bound: from January 16-April 20, they’re giving you and three of your friends a 20% discount on hair and makeup packages (perfect for Spring/Summer garden weddings, debuts and other such seasonal fêtes that are all about the pretty). Oh, and check out their handy-dandy style menu—putting together your own “pre-paid style subscriptions” guarantees lower rates at the counter. Both promos are also available at their Eastwood and Metrowalk branches, in addition to those above.

(Click on the pic to see the menu.)

Like a fone plan, but for (gasp) beauty! Ridonkulously practical! Why didn’t they think of this sooner?